I WANNA DRINK A BOTTLE OF ZAYN’S CUM LIKE GATORADE I NEED TO BE REPLENISHED WHEN I GET ITCHY EYES FUCK EYE DROPS JUST DROP A FEW DRIPS OF ZAYN’S CUM INTO MY EYES WHO THE FUCK NEEDS CREAM CHEESE FOR A BAGEL JUST SLATHER SOME OF ZAYN MALIK’S CUM ON THAT CINNAMON BAGEL AND YOU HAVE THE BEST BREAKFAST EVER !! ZAYN’S CUM IS LIKE MOTHER’S MILK TO ME IT’S UNLIKE ANY LIQUID ON THIS EARTH AND I NEED THE TASTE UPON MY LIPS
2014 and im still using liam’s hair to determine how old certain pictures are
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
it’s not bullshit day anymore
it’s strong day
why do you think they alow to the 1DD's ziam hour? I was thinking about it and I still think that is because Zayn is a little shy to cameras and he is more easy going with liam and louis, but I don't have really thinking about it. I really would like to hear your thoungh (or, if you have already talked about, can you pretty please link me to the post?) :)
I think Zayn was paired with the two who bring him out the most. I don’t think 1DHQ was thrilled about a Ziam hour. But it seems like they feel Ziam is better able to hide in plain sight because they’re more “masculine”. We’re talking about people who’ve proven they hold some very antiquated and stereotypical views, soooo…
Anyway, that was a smart move. Not pairing Louis and Harry was not a smart move. Let’s face it, if you want so many viewers that you crash servers, give the people Larry. And also give us more ot5. Turn ‘em all loose together. Let them say whatever the hell they want. Let them interact however they want. Stop giving a fuck about how people will interpret it. Stop giving a fuck about the gay. That ship has sailed (pun intended). It’s sailed around the world and back already.
We got really cute Ziam moments during 1D day and guess what? We all survived. Careers didn’t end. The fandom didn’t fall apart.
One of the best things 1DHQ could possibly do if another 1D day is happening is give us a Larry hour, another Ziam hour, and lots of ot5. If the astroturfers are back, please make a note of this!!!
rich kids be like
"daddy can you buy harry styles for me?"
*the next day*
How tall is she!!!!!
can they please
this damn thing
with their hands?